25

May

Grammar

Posted by admin | Under: Poetry | 2 Responses

Grammar

Grammar

 

Grammar brushes back her gray hair,
And wags her crooked cane,
Directing down a straight and narrow lane
All the ideas that pass,
Herds them into her Sunday school class,
To box their ears, and teach them such fears
As needed to keep them square in their pews.
Shame on that color, you tramp!
Bite down on those words, you scamp!
Straighten that tie, and shine those shoes!
Then she stiffens into her rocking chair,
To give her arthritic knees a rest,
And conjugate some verbs for a while,
Showing her toothless smile,
Knowing that Grammar always knows best.

~ Daniel F Mitchell

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 at 6:12 pm and is filed under Poetry. Follow the comments through the RSS 2.0 feed. Comments are closed, leave a trackback from your site.

2 Responses to “Grammar”

  1. ROBERTO
    July 20th, 2010 at 11:19 pm


    MedicamentSpot.com. Canadian Health&Care.Special Internet Prices.No prescription online pharmacy.Best quality drugs. No prescription pills. Buy pills online…

    Buy:Cialis Soft Tabs.Cialis.Propecia.Viagra Super Active+.VPXL.Viagra Professional.Soma.Tramadol.Viagra Super Force.Cialis Professional.Viagra.Cialis Super Active+.Viagra Soft Tabs.Maxaman.Super Active ED Pack.Levitra.Zithromax….

  2. Washer
    August 30th, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Bosch http://rboschagsb.04FORDPARTS.US/tag/Bosch+Series+Washer+700+bosch/ : bosch…

    Series…