Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
You see, Lige! You pull his teeth, he’s harmless as a heel hound. Always wanted to face down one of these pistol fighters they raise all the fuss about.
The unicorn bunny is a legendary creature that has been described since antiquity as a hopping beast with a single large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead. This mystical creature is reputed to have magical powers, that allow it to turn grass and other green vegetables into mystical pellets of dark matter. This rare beast was sighted recently, in the deep forests of North Idaho. No one knows what fantastic thoughts this supernatural animal was thinking that day!
Please be advised, that if you encounter a unicorn bunny, in your travels through the remote corners of the Earth, you should never approach it without a magical aluminum foil hat to protect you. If you see one of these creatures, you should report it immediately to the nearest sorcerer. One touch from the unicorn bunny’s horn, and you could find yourself living the life of a toad for eternity!
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